In pyramids, a student at the assassin’s guild of ankh-Morpok and prince of the tiny kingdom of Djelibeybi, you'll discover the tale of Teppic, thrust into the role of pharaoh after his father’s sudden death. It's bad enough being new on the job, but Teppic hasn't a clue as to what a pharaoh is supposed to do.
Pyramids: A Novel of Discworld #ad - And to top it all off, the adolescent pharaoh discovers deceit, betrayal—not to mention a headstrong handmaiden—at the heart of his realm. Sometimes being a god is no fun at all.
Wyrd Sisters: A Novel of DiscworldHarperCollins e-books #ad - Terry pratchett’s fantasy classic wyrd sisters, is the story of Granny Weatherwax, a novel in the Discworld series, the most highly regarded non-leader a coven of non-social witches could ever have. Generally, these loners don't get involved in anything, mush less royal intrigue. Even when you've got a few unexpected spells up your sleeve.
Wyrd Sisters: A Novel of Discworld #ad - Granny weatherwax teams with two other witches — nanny ogg and margat Garlick - as an unlikely alliance to save a prince and restore him to the throne of Lancre, in a tale that borrows — or is it parodies — some of William Shakespeare's best-loved works. As granny weatherwax is about to discover, though, it's a lot harder to stir up trouble in the castle than some theatrical types would have you think.
But then there are those times they can't help it.
Guards! Guards!: A Novel of DiscworldHarperCollins e-books #ad - Not only does this unwelcome visitor have a nasty habit of charbroiling everything in its path, in rather short order it is crowned King it is a noble dragon, after all. How did it get there? how is the unique and supreme lodge of the elucidated Brethren of the Ebon Night involved? Can the Ankh-Morpork City Watch restore order – and the Patrician of Ankh-Morpork to power?Magic, mayhem, and a marauding dragon.
Guards! Guards!: A Novel of Discworld #ad - . Who could ask for anything more? Welcome to guards! guards!, the eighth book in Terry Pratchett’s legendary Discworld series. Long believed extinct, a superb specimen of draco nobilis "noble dragon" for those who don't understand italics has appeared in Discworld's greatest city.
Sourcery: A Novel of DiscworldHarperCollins e-books #ad - But that’s not all… once upon a time, there was an eighth son of an eighth son who was, of course, a wizard. Who of course, was a source of magic — a sourcerer. Will the sourcerer lead the wizards to dominate all of Discworld? Or can Rincewind’s tiny band stave off the Apocalypse? Sourcery, a hilarious mix of magic, and Luggage, mayhem, is the fifth book in Terry Pratchett's classic fantasy Discworld series.
Sourcery: A Novel of Discworld #ad - Rincewind, the legendarily inept wizard, has returned after falling off the edge of the world. And then he had an eighth son — a wizard squared that’s all the math, really. And this time, he’s brought the Luggage. As if that wasn’t complicated enough, said wizard then had seven sons.
Moving Pictures: A Novel of DiscworldHarperCollins e-books #ad - It's up to victor and gaspode the wonder Dog a star if ever one was born! to rein in the chaos and bring order back to a starstruck Discworld. So does theda withel, an ambitious ingénue from a little town where else? you've probably never heard of. But the click click of moving pictures isn't just stirring up dreams inside Discworld.
He can't sing, but he can handle a sword sort of, he can't dance, and now he wants to be a star. Hearing the siren call of Holy Wood is one Victor Tugelbend, a would-be wizard turned extra. And they're definitely not ready for their close-up! Discworld's pesky alchemists are up to their old tricks again. Holy wood's magic is drifting out into the boundaries of the universes, the might-bes, where raw realities, the never-weres, the could-have-beens, the wild ideas are beginning to ferment into a really stinky brew.
Moving Pictures: A Novel of Discworld #ad - This time, they've discovered how to get gold from silver -- the silver screen that is.
Eric: Discworld: The Unseen University Collection Discworld series Book 9Gollancz #ad - The trouble is, he's not very good at it. Eric calls up a demon to grant him three wishes - but what he gets is the Discworld's most incompetent wizard. Eric is the Discworld's only demonology hacker. The usual stuff. But what he gets is rincewind, the Disc's most incompetent wizard, and Rincewind's Luggage the world's most dangerous travel accessory into the bargain.
Terry pratchett's hilarious take on the faust legend stars many of the Discworld's most popular characters in an outrageous adventure that will leave Eric wishing once more - this time, quite fervently, that he'd never been born. All he wants is the usual three wishes: to be immortal, rule the world and have the most beautiful woman fall madly in love with him.
Mort: A Novel of DiscworldHarperCollins e-books #ad - Terry pratchett's profoundly irreverent novels are consistent number one bestseller in England, where they have catapulted him into the highest echelons of parody next to Mark Twain, Kurt Vonnegut, Douglas Adams, and Carl Hiaasen. In this discworld installment, well, Death comes to Mort with an offer he can't refuse -- especially since being, dead isn't compulsory.
Mort: A Novel of Discworld #ad - As death's apprentice, use of the company horse, he'll have free board and lodging, and he won't need time off for family funerals. The position is everything Mort thought he'd ever wanted, until he discovers that this perfect job can be a killer on his love life.
Equal Rites: A Novel of DiscworldHarperCollins e-books #ad - The fact that the son is actually a daughter is discovered just a little too late. Terry pratchett's profoundly irreverent, kurt Vonnegut, bestselling novels have garnered him a revered position in the halls of parody next to the likes of Mark Twain, Douglas Adams, and Carl Hiaasen. In equal rites, a dying wizard tries to pass on his powers to an eighth son of an eighth son, who is just at that moment being born.
Witches Abroad: A Novel of DiscworldHarperCollins e-books #ad - So now it's up to magrat garlick, granny weatherwax, and Nanny Ogg to hop on broomsticks and make for far-distant Genua to ensure the servant girl doesn't marry the Prince. But the road to genua is bumpy, werewolf, and falling house well this is a fairy tale, and along the way the trio of witches encounters the occasional vampire, after all.
Be careful what you wish for. Once upon a time there was a fairy godmother named desiderata who had a good heart, a wise head, and poor planning skills—which unforunately left the Princess Emberella in the care of her other not quite so good and wise godmother when DEATH came for Desiderata. The trouble really begins once these reluctant foster-godmothers arrive in Genua and must outwit their power-hungry counterpart who'll stop at nothing to achieve a proper "happy ending"—even if it means destroying a kingdom.
Small Gods: Discworld Novel, AHarperCollins e-books #ad - Small Gods: Discworld Novel, A #ad - Until one day he hears the voice of a god calling his name. Like brutha, a simple lad who only wants to tend his melon patch. But bossy as Hell. Where the strangest things happen to the nicest people. The thirteenth novel in the Discworld series from New York Times bestselling author Terry Pratchett. Lost in the chill deeps of space between the galaxies, it sails on forever, a flat, circular world carried on the back of a giant turtle— Discworld —a land where the unexpected can be expected.
. A small god, to be sure.